sweet-bitsy:
breanieswordvomit:
caffeinated-zombie:
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
halmablog:
I’m going to keep reblogging this.
solluxyaoi:
“wow hes really attractive”
“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”

meme-spot:
Actual Advice Mallard
c0cainee:
whereicomefromthereisnotime:
chelseasmilebitch:
thisismy0penletter:
This is what I’m talking about
The words of wisdom of Mitch
ironic, since mitch covered all the sxe tattoos he had
well then obviously he’s learned this from experience^
nosdrinker:
i don’t know what these are but i love them
heyfunniest:
pizzaforpresident:
this is literally my favorite post of all time look at her face in the second picture she’s like “oh no one more just wait” and then she gets one more and she keeps running like the fourth picture look at her stride and her face she’s so happy to exist and touch butts and oh man. you go girl, follow your dreams
/adds to bucketlist
Look everybody is laughing isn’t this great ç v ç
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